Football

Previous Board over-exposed in the Bacon Futures market?

they bought bitcoin at the top

chelsea should be on that list surely

They are not a football club, but an 'entertainment company'. They've invested in a couple of water parks, a fitness chain and some less than optimal property speculation. None of which have paid off yet. And they are cunts...

and man citeh

You'd think the Coutino sale would have gone some way to reducing our alleged debt.

wonder on which date the snapshot was taken, we only just got the coutihno cash in

Didn't you spunk 3/4 of that on that Virgil fella?

Wait. but wait.
Hasn't citeh and Chelsea written off debt it's been gifted?

I've had a pint in the afternoon. It's quite nice.

Imagine Sunderland in League 1 with £200M of debt...

I note that mogwai have sponsored a school football team.
I think thy missed a trick by not having "mogwai young team" or "come on die young" on the shirt.

Don't stop now.
I'm almost there.

Exactly, Liverpool spent most of the Coutinho money on Van Dijk (who will prove to be very average) before they'd got it. This might explain why they find themselves in debt.

Just the one pint, eh?

The figures will all be from their last accounts so anywhere between six and twenty months out of date I'd guess.

Aaron Lennon looks a bit happier signing for Burnley than Everton

Well maybe an extra one.

In which case, I'd keep out of the weight training thread, you might hurt yourself.

Phil Neville seems to have deleted his Twitter account after people started going through old tweets after his appointment as women's team manager.

Big Sam currently holding Phil's beer

Oh jeez.

Anyone read David squire today?

Bad news. The ban has really affected Pisti.

Good news. The hair transplant surgery seems to be a success.

Evidence:
https://www.facebook.com/ynfafootball/videos/1628471457189743/

#prayforpisti

WHAT DID HE SAY

https://twitter.com/davebanana/status/955924715540971521

I told you. Not come across one yet who isn't round the twist

Credit to the FA for trying to make the women's team equally crap to the men's team. About time.

Leeds United's new crest looks as though it's come straight out of Konami's latest Pro Evo installment - six months of research and ten thousand people consulted apparently...