Katie Hopkins

...go on.

Diagrams/pics or etc.

Low lighting, check.
Barry White on the stereo, check.
House to myself, check.
Tissues to hand, check.

Do continue.

The weapon was a knife and I pulled her in close. Face to face. I can still see it. Has anyone else committed dream murder?

I think I murdered myself in a dream once. In an out of body sort of way...

nope.

but i've had that dream where you're naked at school.

have you been working out?

Absolutely not.

Proper lol’d at this, thank you

I had a dream once when I tried to murder someone but they survived and were REALLY cheesed off. I had to do lots of apologising. Not sure what the Freudian analysis of that would be.

your my first my last my everything

That just means that those people will pay her legal fees and fund her horrible horrible views.

You don't want to the house to sell at all so she goes bankrupt and looses everything.

Is she still about? I thought she'd have dissolved into a pool of her own bile and vitriol by now.

Indeed. I'd go so far as to wish the horrors of negative equity on her.

Perhaps a motorway flyover might want to be planned across the end of her garden?

Fracking-triggered subsidence?

Yeah, I don't quite get the logic of the crowdfunding - We'll give her a million quid for her house and she'll be really annoyed because asylum seekers.

She needs some of the money to settle her legal fees, and probably doesn’t want to sell the house. Were it to become a house settling in asylum seekers would add insult to injury.

But yeah, it’s fairly inconsequential.

There must be conveyancers offering free "conveyancing" - ie pretending to conveyance free of charge in order to waste the scumbag's cash.

There seem to be plenty in the owning your own home thread...

I think it's overpriced at £950k. It's actually been on the market a little while.

We'll need Jeez for a pro opinion.

Its fucking horrible that's why!

I hope Jeez ends up as her estate agent.

Low blow. You don’t wish that vile woman upon anyone.

STC - anyone one here ?
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-70897238.html

Oh Christ, she's got a St George's flag in the garden and red/white/blue bunting in the kitchen - she really does live that shit.

...the things that toilet has seen.

The bathroom mirror will have been witness to the shit that comes from her mouth.

Worse yet, carpet in the friggin bathroom?!?