I confess...

Where's it going to fit?

My father in law, 82, was having a haircut. His girlfriend, 72, arrived and waited on the bench along with the chaps waiting for the barber. When she stood up to leave, a pair of panties appeared from her left jean leg (yep...72 in jeans...god knows what else they get up to). She shook a leg till they fell on the floor, kicked them under the bench. And walked out.

Purely out of interest, where did you get it from?

Congratulations. I take it you're building it up and not keeping it untouched as an investment?

This may be a good time to start the Adult Fans Fixie-skidders of Lego thread that I've been meaning to start for a while. :)

As if he's going to be on the forum now. :)

Woa... well done!

Lego store, Leicester Square - closer than John Lewis.

The original is better....

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That's got to have at least 1000 blocks

Fuck fuck fuck. bought a new car last Monday. In the midst of hectic work meetings and a load of personal life stress I managed to change over the insurance using lloyds online account manager thing. Argued with a call-centre drone over instant messenger then accepted the quote. I requested a transcript of the exchange for my records then closed the conversation. I am 100% sure I completed the transaction and got a confirmation screen AND that I took a screenshot on my crappy work computer. I'm less certain where I saved or sent that screenshot but I clearly remember doing it.

Po-po pulled over my wife with the baby in the car today and when called upon I can't provide any evidence that I did any of this. The Lloyds account still shows the old car. They only have records of the quote and the messenger exchange but no completed transaction. The police therefore issued a ticket for driving uninsured, 6 points on her licence, a court date and minimum £300 fine, impounded the car (another £150 to release and I can't get it till tomorrow when i have to go back into London with the log book) and left my wife stranded in tears in Catford with a confused and upset 2 year old.

To be fair they did drive her to the pub. My distraught wife then rang her parents to "rescue" her. I had to go to where they were and face a very frosty welcome followed by an excruciating drive home to Eastest Kent crammed silently in the back of the father in law's car doing 50mph the length of the M20.

Dry January has just bit the dust.

Have you had a chance to search through your computer for the screenshot. You should be able to do some sort of find for image documents created in a certain date range. Not sure if that will help your current situation or not.

Think prnt screen on my antequated laptop gets overwritten every time. Can’t see a way of recalling them. Think it was a network connection issue that meant the transaction and confirmation mail both got lost. Must have deleted unsent items when I forced shutdown to run out of office immediately after “sorting” the insurance. Fuck.

Is it insured now?

Yep

Although I still don’t have it back. They wouldn’t release it to me as my wife had inadvertently registered only herself as the keeper. Waiting for her to turn up. In the pissing rain. In Charlton.

Charlton

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Holy shit I found the smoking gun! I found the confirmation of policy update page in my web history (with handy Lloyds website system error pop-up box in corner). It literally says "Confirmation (big green tick.jpg) - Thank you, your updates have been processed and are effective immediately". Oh sweet lord the gratification! CONFESSION RETRACTED! Bring on the formal complaint and magistrates hearing and compensation you bag of utter dicks.

the little error box says in the corner "lloydsblahblahblah.com failed to get object"

I'm no lawyer but i reckon that's going to be hard to argue against.

What is the reasonable person expected to read from that? I'd say it was that you are insured.

hex akkerly

Glad to see you have proof of insurance after all, that umbrella pic is quite good:)

today @Skülly told me he wets himself when tickled

somebody else's confession thread>>>>>>

<reported for bullying and implied sexual harrassment

Niiiiiiice. Take that, the man!

Best thing I've read in ages. Go get em