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My father in law, 82, was having a haircut. His girlfriend, 72, arrived and waited on the bench along with the chaps waiting for the barber. When she stood up to leave, a pair of panties appeared from her left jean leg (yep...72 in jeans...god knows what else they get up to). She shook a leg till they fell on the floor, kicked them under the bench. And walked out.
Yesterday when I got home and unpacked my office clothes, there was a pair of underpants missing. Strange. This morning after my shower I got dressed as usual (re-using the jeans from Yesterday but clean everything else) and got on with my day.
Just now I changed out of my office slippers into trainers for a lunchtime walk, and found Yesterday's pants in the bottom of one leg of the jeans I'm wearing, where they've been happily coexisting with my shin for the last 4 hours.