This morning's commute and other commuting stories

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hippy in reply to @Danners

I smear my own shit on my elbows before every commute.

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mr_tom in reply to @hippy

Most people just use bog roll, but whatever works for you.

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hippy in reply to @mr_tom

Don't flush it! Use it! Anti-smartphone-zombie-cunt paste should not be confused with Tynan's Anti Theft paste although the products are similar. Anti-smartphone-zombie-cunt paste is more fluid with a higher Smearing Factor for thorough distribution onto Smartphone-Zombie-Cunts. Embrace your paste!

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