Housemate problems - what do I do?

They were garlic naans? That's unforgiveable, you'll never get the smell out of the sward.

They were garlic naans? >That's unforgiveable, you'll >never get the
smell out of the sward.

Ends the thread for me. In the ragged game of lufguss scrabble sward used in reference to a beastly garlic naan infraction has to be a hundred pointer. Bravo.

All housemate situations get worse without communication. Talk to the guy, explain he’s a douch and that this is no way to make a point

I think we're past reasonable things.

Take a shit in the cistern and move the fuck out

Sound advice in any situation.

Shit in the toilet, flush it, wash your hands, but don't crack the window.

I hope you left a passive aggressive note.

Hold your shit in, and leave warm farts in every room.

Sort it or I'll tell the landlord that simple. No love lost there mate, don't lift a finger. He's not making a point, he's using that as a flag of convenience as he can't be arsed.

Again, well past reasonable.

Papadum preach.

Kill his whole family in front of him, turn them into sausages, freeze them then poorly BBQ them, feed them to him.

I like this...

Don't forget to drink his tears

Obviously.

*With a side of garlic naans.

Remove the light bulbs and scatter Lego on the floor.

*rep

Amongst up-turned plugs

Spray the floor with lemon juice for added measure.

Oh you had to take it that one step further...I like it.

Salt, maybe vinegar.

Chili garlic naan?

Had a chili garlic and pashwari (well coconut) naan. It was really nice.