• A bloke walking on an unlit cycle path in Harlow got a bit dazzled by my front light. Normally, I'd cover it with my hand, but I didn't see him in time due to the darkness.
    He became instantly aggressive (it was harlow after all) and before I could apologise, he shouted
    'Your fucking lights are too bright'
    To which I replied
    'Well, if you can see me, all the other cunts can as well'

    I was happy with that one.

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