• The best one I know, as it has a metaphorical slant as well as practical, best said in your finest mockney, is

    'AVE A LOOK!'

    I first heard it when I drifted out in front of a cabbie in Soho, I had seen him but made it look like I didn't give a fuck - he was right I had ridden like a dick, although he made a point of accelerating when he coulda just eased off a bit.

    When people do that thing where they're avoiding eye contact and stepping out in front of you, you really know it. 'Ave a LOOK!' covers it beautifully. It's mild but sort of shaming.

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