Calling bikes "she"

you had a rover 2000 back in the day worncleat, nice

dicki, in the late 1960s, the only cars I had were Dinky, Corgi or Matchbox.

And I should add, all were gender neutral.

I just assume that any dude that calls his bike "she" is fucking it.

Most of my bikes end up fucked by me. Does that count?

I have to say the trend towards aero tubing profiles has left me with the oddest penis cross-section...

NB: Merge

it's all about tapered head tubes.

Did you ever consummate your love with the WAC Langster?

https://youtu.be/POTA5aZxbQA

Eeew... after @31trum had had 'her'? No thanks... filthy tubes..

Most of my bikes end up fucked by me. Does that count?

I also had the feeling that you were the more passive partner and that your bikes rode rough shod over your gooch.

a suburban gold course

Mmmkay.

That's just my masochistic tendencies showing through. I'm sure if I removed the broken glass and barbed wire anti-theft measures from my bike while riding I'd have less trouble but it's just such a faff.

@pakchoi

https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/321909/#comment14275576

Gino sounds totally masculine, what with the ‘o’ on the end. It’s as bad as my sister calling her well-endowed jack russell ‘Mocha’ because he’s brown instead of because he’s a she.

Gino is lgbt bikecurious

Paradigm shift

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Captain Funny Flyer :-/

Stirring murts porridge..

Dr or Sir Wild Ride

Baby Slick Flyer. I'll take it.

Doctor or Commander Screeching Toad.

Sir Stinky Dragon. Sounds a bit more pompous than "the cross bike" which was its former title.

Silver Machine
Work Bike
The Lenton

Really don't like the gender thing

Dr. Wild wheels, sounds like what the local A&E staff call me after seeing me brought in after I crash.

Hoping someone out there has a Sweaty Bell

Edit: maybe a nice Baby Stinky Wind