Football

Anyone on here?

https://twitter.com/louisbeneventi/status/944673850113093633

Everton fan on here? Attending a match?

Ho Ho Ho.

In other news, Liverpool FC and their mighty fab 4 are nearer the relegation places than they are the top of the league.

Klopp clearly taking them backwards.

Monk sacked by Boro.

Merry fucking Christmas.

Pulis to replace him.

Ho ho ho.

Pullis kept west prom in the top flight for many years. Usually they yo yoed up and down. But eventually one style of play catches managers out.

Oh dear.

2018 looks like it'll be great fun in boro.

Blue passports, Parmos, and pulis.

Shilts wishes the football thread mandem a very merry Xmas

Could do with Shilts in goal today. First game of the season and we're getting spanked by Wednesday. Will probably be my last game of the season too.

Wednesday are probably showing positive effects of a new manager pending...

Well, Villa aren't playing too well, 1-0 down to brentford, and Jedinak has spit in his beard.

Boo fucking hoo
After yesterday's draw the dismal cunt finally admits to being a cheque book manager.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/dec/26/jose-mourinho-300m-pounds-not-enough-manchester-united

I don't know what his tactic is here but he's basically saying his players are wank.

He fell out with dressing room at Chelsea and seems to be treading dangerously again.

Hateful little man.

The sooner he fucks off out of English football for good the better.

Yet again another disastrous Christmas period. With Boro away and Bristol home our next two we'll have dropped to mid-table. Bruce-ball and injuries are killing us.
Really, really shit.

Tell me about it. As soon a Kodj is back, we'll be alright (I hope).

Could be worse, could be Birmingham.

chapeau to Kane.

that is a very impressive goal haul. particularly when you consider he has not always had lamela there to provide the service

and yes we will all be happier when mourinho fucks off

Kodjia's still out for months I think. JT coming back will really help but we need a forward that can score. Grealish looks back in form which is a (very small) silver lining I suppose.

Looking back a fun day out at Old Trafford yesterday. Last minute equaliser was a bit of a sickener but it felt like it was coming. Great free kick for our second though.

3,000 Burnley fans singing "You're just a shit Dean Marney" at Paul Pogba was entertaining.

Thousands of tourists there, probably accounted for the silence from the home fans for most of the game, as the song went "It's a long way home to China when you're shit".

Nothing but respect. To get that sort of haul at a club like Spurs (no disrespect) is nothing short of brilliant.

Will he be the next Alan Shearer or will he move on?

Friend has got tickets to the NLD on Feb 10, and has opted me in.. Eternally grateful. Looking forward to filling some of the god seats on the day...

After getting battered by Man City, back to winning ways against Southampton and Burnley, Kane scoring for fun, Son looking dangerous, scoring some crackers and making it difficult for Lamela to get back into the team, Alli hopefully pulling out of his slump in form, seeing as he's had two exceptional seasons, he was due a dip, Dembele being eased back to full fitness, Wanyama hopefully a couple of game away from making a return, Lamela on the fringes of the first tesm and getting some strong substitute minutes. Moving back up the table, as teams above us stumble and drop points, and got a couple more winnable games coming up..

Lots of reasons to be cheerful currently...

Dodged Pulis doe

Could someone please slap Corny for me?