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I have taken a flamethrower to the tree it and its family are nesting in
Bit of an over reaction for a first offence. Should have just climbed the tree and shat in its nest.
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I no but it made my whole house unusable throught its selfish contempt and I had to respond in kind.
In retrospect yeah maybe a bit harsh killing its whole family but look at it from my perspective yeah? I was still upset from the garlic bread and you know what the bible says about throwing the first seasoned baked savoury goods.
In future I will try to behave with more restrainy but any more crows come round my ends starting shit and I'm catapulting flaming shit at their homes
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A crow just dropped a bit of garlic bread on my lawn.
Never seen such a naked act of provokation and violent intent. I needed a few valiums to get myself back together but I'm ok now.
In retaliation I have taken a flamethrower to the tree it and its family are nesting in. Proportionate and fair imhop.