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Feel your pain.
Our works do was at Crazy Bear in Beaconsfield. The most garish place I’ve ever been with the most fucked up collection of taxidermy I’ve ever seen(zebras, giraffes, bear heads, chandeliers made out of parrots etc). At £100/head I was hoping for slightly better than asparagus grilled a week before, a sweet potato curry massively inferior to Liz’s recipe and fruit salad.
The carnies food was artisanal as fuck by comparison.
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Aaaah. Vegan Christmas dinners.
Today’s hotel served me up dry potatoes, carrots, sprouts and parsnip. The cunts didn’t even give me an extra tatty. Just exactly the same as the carnists but with the turkey, sausages and gravy left off.
I’d have hammered frozen tofu into their urinals, but I was so hungry I didn’t have the strength.