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  • Push past them waving your prepared oyster card.
    Bonus points if you have a big coat you can swish like a cape to further heighten the pageantry and possibly learning the inconsiderate cunt.
    Like when somone pushes into a bar and the tender goes to them first so you just shout your order in as soon as the prick goes 'ah'.
    Love it when they begrudgingly apologise.

  • .mo. in reply to @Hamham

    Push past them waving your prepared oyster card.
    Bonus points if you have a big coat you can swish like a cape to further heighten the pageantry and possibly learning the inconsiderate cunt.
    Like when somone pushes into a bar and the tender goes to them first so you just shout your order in as soon as the prick goes 'ah'.
    Love it when they begrudgingly apologise.

    I don't know you but I think we'd get on.

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