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  • Frothing - am sure someone on here suggested repeatedly plunging a cafetiere of warm milk for this. Not sure best results but maybe worth a try?

  • That sounds like a right faff.

    Why not keep a dairy cow in a nice warm room then shake her vigorously before milking?

    You'd have to be up early every morning to do it but you'd have frothed milk for days AND you'd get to listen to Farming Today.

    Keeping dairy cows in London has to be the next big thing, chickens are over because everyone got traumatised when foxes ate them. I can see bearded men in their early 40s taking Daisy or Buttercup for a walk around London Fields, using the attention to meet women.

  • It's the artisan dairy free milk scene that'll be huge in 2018. Acorn milk ftw.

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