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Some twat needed a stare down from me the other night. I'd crossed a side street, was 80% of the way across the road and he flew around the corner at me. I turned around to face him with his flash car nudging towards my leg. I yelled something about highway code or road rules or pedestrians, waited for my mates, to cross then finished crossing. Yeah, I win driver cunt. You're lucky it was before I'd started drinking. Next time I'll shit on your fucking bonnet.
On the way home tonight I saw a woman who had the temerity to be on a zebra crossing as some twat in a BMW approached. Driver leant on the horn but hadn't spotted the police car two cars back from him who duly put on the blues. Ahhh, it was sweet.