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Hamham
Push past them waving your prepared oyster card.
Bonus points if you have a big coat you can swish like a cape to further heighten the pageantry and possibly learning the inconsiderate cunt.
Like when somone pushes into a bar and the tender goes to them first so you just shout your order in as soon as the prick goes 'ah'.
Love it when they begrudgingly apologise.