What Annoys you? (Research)

Polystyrene. I'm clearing out my loft and have loads of old boxes full of the stuff and it's an arse to get rid of.

Tess Daily. Design a solution for that!

Whilst I’m here:

Robbie Williams. Still waiting to be entertained.
Under Armour - throw enough money at every greedy fuck celebrity and the brand obsessed masses will blindly wear their cheaply made shite without knowing why. Shouldn’t piss me off but it makes livid.
Lenny Henry.
Everything about Brexit. Listening to the news everyday and actually wanting to scream at how completely infuriating it is that none of the spineless ****s who are meant to be looking after this country’s best interests haven’t got the balls to stand up and say “hang on a minute, this is a catastrophic disaster of seismic proportions, where a bunch of lying scumbags duped the ill informed and/or mildly intolerant ignoramuses of our country to vote for something they knew could never be delivered, and who (I believe) a huge number of those who voted to leave would reverse their decision now they have seen what Brexit really means. It was the thinnest of margins and now we all know the dire consequences shouldn’t we just double check that it’s what the majority still want as it seems completely insane that such a decision was made based on lies and there’s a very real chance that now the £350m per week we’d save doesn’t really exist and we’ve now got a £50bn bill instead that the 52/48 might just swing the other way”. But in the interests of their own pitiful careers they'd all rather remain tightlipped and insist on an unwavering pursuit of ruining this country.
Trump. Obviously. But to have the nerve to tell our prime minister to look at our policy on terrorism when he’s done nothing about their own issues with gun obsessed Americans killing Americans. There were over 1000x more people killed in America by firearm offences than terrorism in 2014. What a fucking idiot.
Robbie Williams again.

People who stand in doorways

People

ftfy

People who stand in doorways

They are cunts. They've usually just left somewhere just before you and stop to decide which way to go next or they stop and do the deciding before they open the door. Also cunts having conversations on either side of a corridor so that you have to walk between them.

Encountered this very thing today - chap walks through doorway to train station, stops dead, filling doorway, to stare at departures board. Totally unaware that he's just guaranteed that he'll burn in hell for eternity.

Also -you massive cunts!- if you've sat down for the entire train journey wait for those who've had to stand, next to your fucking seated self, to get off the fucking train first, rather than forcing your corpulent, maggoty body out of your comfy fucking chair to push in front of those of us who have been standing. Wankers.

Cunts who think they are entitled to get off the train before me just because they have had to stand for the entire journey while I have been sat in my nice comfy chair watching Netflix while sipping coffee.

People who talk in the Quiet Carriage.
Also people who give you dirty looks when you accidently play thrash metal out loud on your phone in the quiet Carriage.
Oxymorons.

@yetidamo Under Armour, totally. Where the fuck did that shit come from?

swag is annoying

Cunts who think they are entitled to get off the train before me just because they have had to stand for the entire journey while I have been sat in my nice comfy chair watching Netflix while sipping coffee.

In hell, for eternity.

People who stop at the top (or worse, the bottom) of very crowded escallators trying to figure out where to go, oblivious to the big pile of people about to happen as they blankly stare at the tube map/station map/store plan/building floor list in front of them.

^ people who can't spell escalators

Cunts calling the west end 'Central'

The dickhead trackstanding, right?

At least the RLJ'er is just cracking on with it.

@Crispin_Glover - agreed. If you need a shorthand then use Town*

*although mrs. hugo7 hates it when I do this

Solve that

"Up West"

People on public transport who put their bags on the empty chair next to them and who go completely blind when said public transport gets busy and so have to be asked to move their sodding bag and they give you that look as if it really bloody inconvenience that said bag is now on their lap or even worst the floor.

People who have use shite sound leaking headphones.....

correct! obz he gave up after a short while and wobbled through whilst the lights were still on red. managed not to touch the ground, it's all that matters.

Correct! Town is whatever the nearest town is. Also evening meal is tea and supper is a bowl of Frosties before bed, Mrs G

Bullshit were you allowed Frosties for supper. No one is allowed Frosties for supper.

Kids that were allowed nice cereals like Frosties for supper when I was eating Rice Pops at best. Not even actual Rice Krispies.

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