I hate

Christmas at work.

I declined the team Christmas meal and now I get called humbug all the time.
I point out Christmas is only 1 day (it's even named Christmas Day ffs) and I enjoy it on the 25th, but the rest of the month is just December.
Now the decorations are going up.

We had our Christmas party in November :/

ours is tomorrow. i'll be on a 2 hour call with vancouver. can't say i'm that fussed tbh.

Institutionalized catz

I used to work in corporate hospitality.
Christmas Parties from november 1 to jan 20.

c'mon guys! we need you to be in this corporate video!

yeaaaah no.

/posting from the toilet

Teabags in the sink
Rice in the dishwasher
And
Leather shoes with no socks.
No, just NO.

You Grinch

People that push in front of you to get on a bus / tube even though you were clearly waiting longer than them, they then fuck around finding their oyster card once they stepped onto the bus.

Push past them waving your prepared oyster card.
Bonus points if you have a big coat you can swish like a cape to further heighten the pageantry and possibly learning the inconsiderate cunt.
Like when somone pushes into a bar and the tender goes to them first so you just shout your order in as soon as the prick goes 'ah'.
Love it when they begrudgingly apologise.

Dog owners who bag turds AND THEN LEAVE THE-BAG-O-SHITE ON THE PATH.
You did the hard part, now just follow-through to the bin.
Or freezer.

Current habit of anti-social dogowners/walkers round this way,
is to throw the bags of shit high into trees!

And in the hedges all round here as well - I call them dogberries.
Perhaps they're waiting for the council drone collection service.

A couple of us just told them thanksbutnothanks and booked a table where we actually want to go tonight. #winning

I do make a large sighing noise but most of the time goes unnoticed

Vulcan Rohypnol? i guess i could try that out.

Cunts eating absolutely massive buckets of popcorn right next to me at the pictures

Absolute pellets who, in rush hour, get on the tube then just fucking stand there while millions of people mass up behind them trying to get on

See ya then m8!

Crisps / Doritos in the cinema is even more infuriating, why oh why....

Starting car ads with 'Here we have...'

Need a big bag of chilli heatwave Doritos now

The current fad for putting graphics on wheels and frames so they dissappear round the tube and don't read side on, as you would usually see them. What is wrong with these people.