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Push past them waving your prepared oyster card.
Bonus points if you have a big coat you can swish like a cape to further heighten the pageantry and possibly learning the inconsiderate cunt.
Like when somone pushes into a bar and the tender goes to them first so you just shout your order in as soon as the prick goes 'ah'.
Love it when they begrudgingly apologise.
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I do make a large sighing noise but most of the time goes unnoticed
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.mo. in reply to @Hamham
Push past them waving your prepared oyster card.
Bonus points if you have a big coat you can swish like a cape to further heighten the pageantry and possibly learning the inconsiderate cunt.
Like when somone pushes into a bar and the tender goes to them first so you just shout your order in as soon as the prick goes 'ah'.
Love it when they begrudgingly apologise.I don't know you but I think we'd get on.
Hamham
MultiGrooves
People that push in front of you to get on a bus / tube even though you were clearly waiting longer than them, they then fuck around finding their oyster card once they stepped onto the bus.