• she connects at about 20 mph, we both go down and now my knee really fucking hurts

    Reading this I'm surprised a lawyer didn't materialise from behind a lamp post, waving forms and the prospect of compensation

  • Had an accident at work?

    Did you get drunk at the Christmas party and murder seven of your colleagues?

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