Living in Kilsyth?

Yes, he does.

@carbonsinglespeed my maw is out by Milton of Campsie. Kilsyth's ok-wouldn't be my first choice because of transport connections (bus is pretty shit and goes through every hole in the hedge) but from what my teacher family say its schools are pretty decent, it's got a swimming pool and decent supermarkets and a few pubs...

Fuck going up the Tak every single time you want a ride tho, then the cycle back round from Killearn way you've got that mental stretch between Kirky and Kilsyth with the Quarry lorries and every cunt going at 70. If going further out I'd be more inclined to do Balloch for the riding and train connections.