I think what this thread shows is that the suppliers to the supermarkets, let alone local bakers, have upped their game. We no longer have to settle for 'mediocre'.
+1 for 'quantity' though.
If you've heard, through the tannoy, Noddy, Bruce, or og Live Aid,
it's time for 'two at a time'.
Saw they came out top in the Observer taste test. Personally, I'd rather have a large amount of mediocre mince pies than a couple of good ones.