What Annoys you? (Research)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICsRvUG2j8Q

A stranger's breath on my neck
Being fat

Women drivers on Leasey Bridge Lane. They always drive too quickly and it's exclusively women. Seriously.

Labour Party

Students who pin selfish notions on to political ideas "Socialist students for free education" was one placard I read while going past SOAS.

People who claim technology makes us more connected but it actually makes us less sociable.

Things you could actually solve:

A way of opening a front door when your hands are full of shopping and/or offspring.

Height adjustable dining table.

A bag I can use for everything. Going to work, going away for work for a few days, carrying sporting shit. Light and no wheels and doesn't look "technology" and "designed" and "urban".

I'm sure more will come to me.

Tin mugs, they just get instantly too hot to hold. File them with chocolate kettles.

Kettles that have metal exteriors on which you can give yourself third degree burns

Also, kettles with shit lids that just poach your hand in steam when you try and pour.

the weetabix wrapper

People who eat with their mouth open.

Disgusting.

Having to take a replacement bus because trains are shit but not being able to get on because I have a bike that doesn't fold

first year students who think their essays constitute "research"

A bag I can use for everything. Going to work, going away for work for a few days, carrying sporting shit. Light and no wheels and doesn't look "technology" and "designed" and "urban".

MW Vandal.

People who use the word "myself" or "yourself" when they mean "me" or "you".

See also: estate agents and The Apprentice.

Possible solution is to kill all estate agents by beating them with Lord Sugar's corpse.

I'm sorry this angers you, if you have a better suggestion for what to call collecting information I'd be happy to her it!

Urgh. I have a project manager who uses "such as yourself" when referring to me at least 5 times in every conversation we have.

I loathe him.

Thank you all so much for all of the helpful, funny and cynical responses to the thread, please keep the responses coming!

Many thanks,

M

Oh jesus christ, I can imagine that seeming very condescending

Lorries overtaking each other on the motorway

The fact we're still using keys to get through doors.

Cardboard with plastic windows.

Plastic that isn't recyclable.

Plastic.

Other people's phone conversations.

Didn't Billy G say something to the effect that happiness =reality/expectation ?

What about some out of the box thinking and go for an unintrusive delivery system for a drug that modifies peoples expectations.

i'm just playing, this is the friendliest forum on the internet™

"Aroogah is displeased. Aroogah is ending this conversation now."

Aroogah places headphones on and increases volume noticeably

Trouser pockets with holes in. Why do they wear out long before the actual trouser? Particularly annoying on very expensive denim jeans.

Or even worse. Expensive jeans with pockets too small for even Trump's tiny, tiny hands.

Yep. I hate that ^