Disc brakes are dead

There's been no lack of belief. It's just that what people believe hasn't always been what you might have liked to hear!

I will of course make a prayer for you:

Never shall your couplers part,

Going to always remain always tight and true,

To remain bright burnished silver, shining in the sun,

Give perfect stopping power with paul brakes perfectly modulated,

You receiving perfect inertia when life moves too quickly;

Up the highest climbs, down the steepest slopes.

Never shall your Sora betray you;

Going through mud or snow;

To the remotest of places;

Let it give you joy and companionship;

You, your legs pedalling onwards, forever;

Down into a whirlpool of gold shirted joy,

Never making you cry, hurting, or deserting you.

Amen.