This morning's commute and other commuting stories

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stevo_com in reply to @skidlidsid

Passing under the bridge at Loughborough Junction a few years ago, one managed to shit in my mouth. Well, it hit my eyebrow, nose, mouth and legs.

Thankfully I was about 100 yrds from home so spat a lot and stuck my face under the shower as quickly as I could. Still not ded

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frankenbike in reply to @stevo_com

I rode through a massive shit last month. It was in the middle of a pedestrian area and I'm 95% sure it came from a person based on the size of it. I've no mudguards on that bike, so I had to walk home or else I would have been sprayed up the back by human shit.

Yours sounds worse though

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