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Passing under the bridge at Loughborough Junction a few years ago, one managed to shit in my mouth. Well, it hit my eyebrow, nose, mouth and legs.
Thankfully I was about 100 yrds from home so spat a lot and stuck my face under the shower as quickly as I could. Still not ded
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That is good luck! Quick, do the lottery or something.
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This morning I was shat upon by a pigeon riding down Brixton Hill.
(What the pigeon was doing riding down Brixton Hill is anyone's guess.)
Is this a pre-schick?
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This morning I was shat upon by a pigeon riding down Brixton Hill.
(What the pigeon was doing riding down Brixton Hill is anyone's guess.)
But seriously, ew. Poo on my nice jeans.