The World's Fattest Man with no bike! aka - find hippy a new bike aka - Just get ( fill in blank )

Close the thread, done.

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Scott Addict Gravel is 568.3/394.5
So pretty much fits
Is available as frameset
But is quite spendy

Do a mountain bike version of that and I think we've got it.

Second page and no suggestions from @amey

Have you retired from buying?

I'm not going to Kyrgyzyyyzyzyyyzyzyzyzyzyzstan.

It's 20mm higher for about the same length according to Evan's size chart so now I have no idea.

How spendy?

It's for going to Beerguzzletan, though.

1900 spendy

https://www.sigmasport.co.uk/item/Scott/Addict-Gravel-20-Disc-HMF-Adventure-Frameset-2017/FN9J?utm_source=google&utm_medium=base&utm_campaign=base&co=GBR&cu=GBP&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIzMGogYi-1wIV7ZztCh1kYgi4EAQYAiABEgL0efD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

You could have my Kinesis 4s frame but its a size too small and I don't have the wonga to replace it just now. So forget I even replied. Ta.

Fuck me, has this not been resolved yet?

On page 2? You're having a fucking bubble. Where's @amey when you need him!

What about now?

next post wins

yay!

Isn't it "last"?

Where's @amey when you need him!

Having briefly but deeply ruined the Cannondale thread, his work here is done.

To be fair Amey feigned interest just so he could recommend a Trek. Again.

I've never owned a Trek.

I know I'm getting mellow in my old age but it's quite unlikely I'd be swayed to change this by anyone on this forum ;)

You get swayed by other people on other forums?

Duh!

bro do u even mumsnet?!

What's happened to his current bike?

It finally snapped under his immense mass

#hippyispreggo

hippy is Tilikum AICMFP

Not quite...

It didn't stand a chance. nom nom nom