This morning's commute and other commuting stories

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Jimmy_Fingers in reply to @hippy

I did the next best thing: followed him home and took a shit on his bonnet

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Greenbank in reply to @Jimmy_Fingers

Then nailed him to his own lawn using co-op frozen sausages?

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hippy in reply to @Greenbank

I've heard that confrontation can lead to passionate love making but I'm not sure, oh, nailed him TO his lawn.
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Jimmy_Fingers in reply to @Greenbank

I tried that put it turned out I had bought fresh sausages to a frozen sausage party. I didn't half feel silly

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