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Your trolling skills are about as good as dicki's

#pathetic

You don't care, remember?

Moyes in at West Ham.

Dearie fucking me. Poor 'ammers, what have they done to deserve this?

£5m a year for Big Sam!?!

Maybe he'll register himself as a player too just in case Baines gets injured.

This is hilarious.

Allardyce as boss basically outlines our aim for the season: avoiding relegation.

He's not that a bad manager, but it's still thoroughly depressing.

Lol! If we hadn't done such an incredible bed-wetting job against Wednesday, we'd be in a rather better position. Losing JT with a metatarsal is a nightmare (Chris fucking Samba??), and we just haven't got any consistency under Bruce - not to mention how dreadful the football is. I had vague hopes of challenging for the automatic spots, but looks like we'll be in the 'thereabouts' group for 5th/6th. Tight group around there though.

Moyes in should seal WHam's fate + Palace, so that'll leave one spot for Everton and the Baggies to avoid. You'll have to be quite shit to get relegated this year.

Everton with BFS will be fine. Bournemouth will hopefully go down too.

Where you are now is good enough to mount a challenge to the auto spots. The games start to come thick and fast soon and there is always movement. It's a lot different to the prem where teams cement their spots relatively early and see it out.

How has JT been playing?

28 year old gylfi siggurdsson 2 assists cost the same as 25 year old mo salah 11 goals 3 assists

I think you can nail on Palace and WHU going down now. Would be lovely to see Everton join them but BFS has a habit of keeping teams up with his expansive, flowing football.

JT has been really impressive. Obv no pace, but great positionally and has kept us really solid at the back. One of the players of the season so far.

I'm hoping Wolves' forrins don't like the cold, wet tuesday nights at Barnsley etc. Sheff Utd must fall away at some point I imagine, so yeah there is still hope, but the gap up to Wolves is the same as the gap down to 19th so will take a seriously good run to close it.

At nearly 42yrs of age, is it too late to change colours?

As I live in Enfield am I technically allowed to follow Spurs now?

Home town, parents etc. So no, you've made your bed.

And Chelsea is the established JCL team in London.

Fark Off!

Keep your fizzy cock away from my team..

Oxford United.

TBF to Everton, despite being utterly gash this season, they're only 8pts behind Liverpool.

BFS is an underrated manager and will do alright IMO. Wine sale s on Merseyside will be up too. Nice boost for the local economy.

You can go non league if you attend >10 games a year.

Well I was going to attend my first Enfield Town game of the season on Saturday but it was cancelled due to no hot water in the changing rooms and clubhouse

Jesus - even non-league footballers are jumped up prima donna jessies these days.

Enfield got beat 3-2 the other week, away at Billericay

Their left back, non other than ex Charlton, West Ham, Fulham and Liverpool defender Paul Konchesky

Billericay have also "signed" Jermaine Pennant and Jamie O'Hara.

The new owner is splashing the cash but things like this never last.

Also played for your new team, Spurs, didn't he?

So Pisti is now a Spurs fan!?

I guess he can wear an Arsenal shirt to fulfil THAT bet?