Football

Bilic out

Moyes in

Fuck me, us with Fat Sam, them with Moyes...

Is fat Sam in then?

Looking likely

Now where's that bleach?

Fat Sam on MoTD last night, putting him nicely back in the spotlight. Should be an eventful week over the dreaded International break

Excellent day out at Southampton yesterday (although we did go with Yates's for pre/post-match drinking). Soaked up the pressure and hit them on the counter. Bizarrely the bookies had us at 6/1 to win for some reason.

Just need heavy defeats for Arsenal and Chelsea today and we'll be up into the European spots.

Oof. Well he prob keep you up. Will be sacked to bring in flowing football about this time next year.

Really hope we tonk Sunderland this afternoon.

My brother reckons you will.
He's not looking forward to it.

Well we won, we don't seem to be that bothered about the ball tho. 3rd win on the trot. Feels a bit fragile tho

Does your brother support Sunderland? Why?

Because he lives there.

Though he'd fail the on here test. Born London, parents hate football.

Ah, he probably gets to go n all that so who am I to judge.

Going to games?

#justnotfootball

Anthony Taylor of Greater Manchester was Manchester United’s referee today and did a good job for them. Can hardly be blamed for the loss.

November 5th I think is probably the earliest the league has ever been won by. But I suppose the 2 to 4th places hold some excitement.
Meanwhile Salah again proves to be the buy of the summer

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41878393

Like Guy Fawkes, you need to keep your powder dry.

storied like this just make me miss Torres even more.

Romelu Lukaku surely?

No goals in 7? Banging them past Stoke is a bit harder than against Chelsea innit?

To paraphrase Roy Keane: it's only arsenal lads.

Bilic gone.

https://mobile.twitter.com/AngelicUpstarta/status/927200071514542082/video/1

Kevin Mirallas and Morgan Schneiderlin

"This is what has happened.

Everton have a thing in place where kids who get injured while at Everton and can't play are given a fast track to get into coaching. Unsworth as part of his ethos allows these kids to take 20 minutes or so of training a day. He does this to give them a chance and its a great boost for them.

Anyway he does this on Saturday morning and rather than listen to the kids Kevin and Morgan arse about. This leads to them being split up in training into two teams. Instead of taking part kevin and morgan decide to do the soccer am 'crossbar challenge'. When pulled up on this by duncan he tells them you either respect the club or fcukoff. At this morgan tells him to stick it as does mirallas who 'won't be told what to do by anyone'- he was like this with moyes martinez and Koeman. He also dumps his bib. they are then told to turn up anyway tomorrow for the game- neither does. Neither will play again for Everton"

Hasn’t Schneiderlin got 4 years left on his contract?

Better off without them. Was impressed with the fight back by Everton at weekend. Where does this leave you on the rollercoaster of fizzing and bleach ???