Football

You jokers will cling to absolutely anything... Cute but, ultimately, completely pathetic...

You're not wrong. When you don't have a paddle, even a shitty stick will do

Fuck me. Just saw the England team announcement.

Who cares...

Have they retired from international football?

I think this thread would benefit from some kind of flag system at the top of the page to indicate whether our resident "scousers" are currently supporting their team.

We've gone from Pisti's cock fizzing at all the money coming to Everton, putting them back in the big time (as evidenced by the appointment of Koeman), to the imminent arrival of Mahrez and Schmeichel, to a mid-season flirtation with supporting his local non-league team, to more pre-season cock fizzing when they signed Gylfi, to his current state of erectile disfunction over the prospect of Allardyce or Dyche.

While Mike seems to flip-flop from week to week depending on Liverpool's latest result...

As an occasional visitor, it would help to know whether they are currently supporting their teams.

In a word 'NO'

I hadn't watched Everton since Chelsea away back in August, no European games, not even MOTD highlights

I thought I'd give them the benefit of the doubt against your shower on Sunday to see if we had made any progress since the sacking of the Dutch fraud.

Sadly we resembled a team in deep decline and I would rather watch re-runs of Eastenders than waste my time watching Everton Football Club

Get fucked - Kolasinac was free, easily the best signing of the summer.

But his mum was Emily Bishop/Nugent off of Corrie and so what does he know?

Patrice Evra was warming up alright last night.

england bring in a liverpool defender

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Legend. I hope he broke that idiot's face.

Evra's club saying he must 'learn to keep his cool' is beyond insulting.

What was said to Evra?

He didn't react that badly to Suarez' racial abuse!

"Early bath for you Evra"

My heart is saying 3-0 chelsea and a kick start to better form with Morata scoring a perfect hat trick, left foot poacher's goal, right foot screamer and a bullet diving header. My head is saying Mourinho will inflict a defeat on chelsea Roman wont like Jose beating chelsea and Conte will feel the brunt.

It'll be a 0-0 draw, with United parking the bus.

think that United will sneak it 0-1 Lukaku scoring to rub salt in the wound.

I’ve put money on this at 8/1.

I can't believe it has as long odds as that. I read something yesterday which laid out how frequently Mourinho's teams get a 0-0 draw against other top six sides, I think it was something like 35% of games. Which should make the odds shorter.

It's whoever blinks first, according to Wilson.J.
I can see Conte's Chelsea running at everything really hard and, unless cesc is on form and isn't tired, not getting anything.

I'm looking at spurs united as the temple for this match. United 1 nil.

0-0 draw is 15/2 now on betfred. Both teams only have one 0-0 draw so far this season, maybe a 1-1 would have made more sense.

That should be that for Billic