The middle aged thread

I was. And then the cunts reminded me what cunts they are by supporting drag hunting. So now I’m not.

Middle class X middle age

Middle class X middle age X norovirus

Most of the Mayors I have seen,
(only ever spoken to an ex-Mayor),
look like they would render dowm pretty well,
and provide lots of left overs for the following week.

dinner at the Captain's table

Thats a euphemism yes ?

Aren't cruises for OAPs?

I'm really enjoying cooking with a slow cooker...

It's so dark outside!

The nights are drawing in. As my Dad used to say around June 28th or so

Wearing cords and decorating the house

Cleaning the glass on the woodburner. In cords

Obese American People?

Yup.

👍

No - Senior Citizens you massive ageist :)

Feel sorry for this geezer rather than envious...https://twitter.com/gameoldgirl/status/924194153638121472

" Its all sex sex sex these days ..

Went to the local pub quiz last night......up until that point, I thought my general knowledge was pretty decent.

Who knows so much stuff about shipping fucking forecasts??

And I left my cap on the table.

Based on this comment, I've just revised shipping forecasts for next week's pub quiz. Considered making a mnemonic to remember them. Is this my life now?

Shipping forecasts are one of those things most typical pub quiz bores* seem to be obssessed with

*look for the middle aged men nursing pints of lime and soda, or similar cheap-ass non alcoholic drink

For a decent proper pub, not one of them new-fangled gastro jobbies, it was also rammed full of tories.
if he had just enlarged the text on his iPad by the tiniest bit, I would have been able to read all the answers, not just the odd one. Bastid.

middle aged men nursing pints of lime and soda

Oh hai!

Fucken love lime n soda.

I'm only any good at movies and sports from the 90s though.

Where was it? In her teeth?

Beer helps me think!

I once got barred from a quiz for disrespecting the sports round.

Fucken love vodka, lime n soda.

ftfy

This is a good read:

'A Radio 4 Book of the Week'

I'm seeing a very slight conflict of interest here...