• yesterday's ride in was glorious, so the universe shat out a big shitty dump of a commute for me this morning.

    buzzed by 2 cabs on the first road out of morden, giant lorry parked on pavement blocking cycle lane behind south wimbledon tube so had to drop off a foot high kerb into an oncoming lane of traffic to pass, then riding through the big junction at tooting massive skip lorry accelerates past me as i clear the junction and am nearly at the double pinch point outside the lidl/aldi and pulls so far across that if i hadn't come to an almost complete stop to let him past he would have drifted straight over me as there was less than half a foot space between kerb and his wheels where I should have been as he went around the traffic island.

    got undertaken by a try hard mtb dickhead in stockwell who was pushing his biggest gear to go about 23mph

    then at the junction just before e&c on kennington park road a kingston wheeler knobhead decides the 2sq foot of space in front of my handlebars is obviously his by rights so he pushes through me and the guy 2 foot to my right nearly knocking the other guy over and ends up angled diagonally across my front wheel so i can't pull away until he gets his act together and straightens up after the lights change, congratulations on gaining a single fucking bike length you utter bellchief #acommutewinrarisyou

    then when i get to office i was beaten to the only rack visible from my office window by one person so had to try and lock to the other side in a tiny gap between the rack and the side of the giant artic waitrose lorry parked cm's away from kerb doing their morning delivery.

  • I've posted this nobbish behaviour on the Kingstonwheelers forum and repped you for the use of bellchief, hopefully it may have some effect.

  • I mean he wasn't going to kill anyone by doing it or anything, just seemed entirely unnecessary and was the most 'must get to the front at all costs' move i've seen in a long time.

    was the cherry on top of a massively shit commute but hardly worth calling him out other than in a minor rant on here.

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