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Some good (genuinely) comments on that!

Labour's motion is carried because Tories abstain:

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/oct/18/theresa-may-rules-out-pause-in-introducing-universal-credit

Doesn't mean much, but whatever.

Good speech by Mhairi Black.

She definitely seems to get it. Shame she's been turning on Labour rather than the Tories as well recently, but I suppose in Scotland it's hard to see them as allies.

That was really good.

I couldn’t understand a word of it. At least you could get subtitles on Trainspotting.

Aye. Ya wee fekin, gud fur nowt shite cunt.

Like the "ye canne shout her doon" remark on the clip.

Will the smacking ban in Scotland lead to parents driving to England to give their kids a 'clip round the ear'?

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/oct/19/smacking-children-to-be-banned-in-scotland

Serious story but the video report could be a Brass Eye special.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-41681827/100-women-undercover-in-london-catching-harassers-on-the-tube

Mugabe is now a UN goodwill ambassador. Wtaf?

ginger and baby spice are the only UN goodwill ambassadors I recognise.

I thought it was a WHO Goodwill ambassador?

WHO Goodwill Ambassador, not UN. Still, awful

fact that the syphilitic old fuck isn't dead yet is a medical miracle.

Mugabe to try and undo Pete Townshend fall from grace?

Car with shit name that looks like shit turns out to be startlingly shit in another way

But the worst is the Nissan Qashqai, which last month overtook the Ford Fiesta to become the UK's most registered car (counting diesel and petrol models together).

The Qashqai N-Connecta DCI CVT (1598cc) produces 1.46g of NOx per kilometre. That is more than 18 times Europe's 0.08g/km limit.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/how_toxic_is_your_car_exhaust

that overthought, aren't we clever at the internets page scrolling thing is annoying af.

and because we can never have enough pictures of pissant diy nazis getting a knuckle supper

At least we now know how Michael Eavis spends the rest of the year.

One of the papers went with "Far-right protester with swasika shirt gets punched". If only there was a short way of saying "Far-right protester with swastika shirt".

Sympathetic photographer cropped puncher out or just lucky shot?

Twat gets twatted.

cyberyark in reply to @ric_a5

The fact he refers to it as a town to sounds like he's still a bit lost but he liked the suburbs. No doubt the place was a bit cooler with him in it too.

I guess having curry miles, and melanated peoples is a little different to their version of Birmingham...

WTactualF?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6zzffR3JFU

Last time I checked Cosby had a temp ban on all of his programs and films and has yet to be found guilty of anything (I could be wrong).

WTF

The Everton fan who threw a punch in the Europa league match is now blaming the club for letting him do it. Unbelievable Jeff

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/european/everton-fan-fight-hit-players-holding-child-son-blames-club-lyon-europa-league-ashamed-police-brawl-a8013671.html