Owning your own home

Also, borrow a rusty, shitty, massive van. Park it right outside. Find some local scumbag kids and pay them £20 to hang round outside being a nuisance. Organise a fixie beers meeting outside.

Or hire a full white tuxedo and top hat. And a diamond topped cane. And just waltz around the house. All day. Keep £200 in your pockets. And occassionally just let £10s slip out on the floor. But don't pick them up.

Sorry.

A quick look on Rightmove at Walthamstow, there's a lot of competition around the 600k mark. And plenty seem to have been reduced. So might be a buyers market.