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I know. I have grey hair. But so do all the fucking rockstars these days.. ;)
I've also always been living there so only know east from going out and mate's places.
We do have a much lower crime rate but that's because I tend to do all my drunken shit out your way before getting a cab back to the safety of my retirement village ;)
Then again, we had proper riots with torched cars and buildings and shit and you lot just got upset and graffed a cereal cafe so I'm not sure who's more edgy :P
Old person alert!
(But yeah, bloody Essex).