I've never 'got'

You'll only crash and take the skin off your palms once before you change your mind.

Getting your wife/partner/girlfriend/flatmate* to wipe your arse is never a good look.

*delete as applicable

I read this as you "doing hate videos" of how to fix things...like fixing a washing machine with a brick

I would watch that

and listen to the podcast

subscribed

lmao, they'll get a good look I bet ;)

but no, I totally wear gloves. With fingers.

Fingerless gloves are great when you're broke and the heating is off and you are writing your thesis.

15 minute mp3 of 'aaaarrgggggh' BANG! 'guuuuuururu' SMASH

hahahahah

When your mates suggest meeting down the pub do you go "let's just get our own beers in, stay in our respective houses and email each other - it'll be cheaper and just as much fun"?

When you meet your "mates" in the pub, do you sit in a different room and watch them through a glass screen while they pretend you're their mate but you don't actually get to participate or contribute at all and they don't even know your name?

When you meet your "mates" in the pub, do you sit in a different room and watch them through a glass screen while they pretend you're their mate but you don't actually get to participate or contribute at all and they don't even know your name?

Isn't that the plot of Saw?

No no no. That's THIS place.

No no no. That's THIS place.

Oh

So still a little bit murdery then.

With you around, yes.

Unaqquainted people on bikes waving at me if I'm riding.
Is this gang related?
Do these people work on the buses?

Outside of London, I'll wave/nod if I see another cyclist when I'm out on a ride. It's nice to say hi, isn't it?

I'll wave at someone who is riding as well.

I also nod to other motorcyclist when I'm on mine.

Nowt wrong with being friendly.

I said hello to somebody in the street last week.

I didn't even know them.

Nobody died.

Sky TV and other channels advertising 'box sets'.

There's no box coz there's no dvds/videos to put in one coz its all digital internet shiz.

I didn't come to Britain for this, what next? Smile?!

You monster

I just dont see the point, and really dont care for the look of shock and disgust when I dont reciprocate.
Ill make sure to wave at people who are wearing the same shoes as me, or drink the same beer as me or wave at other zafira owners....

Its just people being friendly.

You'd hate the north.

people being friendly.

U2

They're on TV at the moment, if they're 'music' drifted out if the ether I could dislike it less, but seeing the absolute dross that they spout from their useless fuck-trumpet mouthes I cannot forgive.
I detest egotism and they are the embodiment of it.

The only one I don't dislike is the keyboard chap who has the good grace to hide off stage, take the idiots money and stay otherwise uninvolved.

I thought the motorcycle salute was two fingers in a peace sign hanging off the bars. Is this not universal? Have only ridden motos in Spain.

That's a session musician I think. Notwithstanding the rest of the above.