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In a similar vein...how clean have the spoons been lately?
#handsthatdodishes

"feeds off the defeat of others"
From No. 184
Know quite a few of those.

moar spoons, bigger spoons..

Spoons are always the answer.
#spoons

The spoons are still hidden - I only left two bent spoons after the whole spoon debacle.
My most recent project involves multiple bottles of washing up liquid.
Watch this space.

Morning folks.

Fridays aren't Fridays without a large portion of Fucking Amazing Dave.

Here's my latest, Blunt Force Trauma.

Excellent, that's my lunchtime entertainment sorted.

I did enjoy the Office Brian tale but, as we don't have an Office Brian at my work, I'm now slightly paranoid that could mean I'm the Office Brian.

Office Brian has absolutely no self awareness, so I reckon you’re safe!

Nice one Luci. FAD always guarantees smiles.

Nooooo!!! Not Dorothy? Tell me FAD hasn't gone and written off Dorothy.

The lava!!! Ha!

Brilliant FAD as always.

Anyone waltzed the redun-dance that we'd know from your writing? Chance for a what happens next series maybe?

Nooooo!!! Not Dorothy? Tell me FAD hasn't gone and written off Dorothy.

FAD has split and got back with no end of lasses over the years - I've known him for decades. These tales are from all over the shop, timewise!

Anyone waltzed the redun-dance that we'd know from your writing? Chance for a what happens next series maybe?

I'm afraid so. Flint, Jock, Dogsbody, Mike TV, and loads who just quit. It's a stripped down cast these days. That's whhy no brand new stories are really coming up - there's no-one fucking about because everyone's gone.
I honestly hope I'm next.

Fingers crossed. Redundancy can be fucking ace, if you get a decent pay out.

After 28 years I'd be hoping for a decent touch. It would pay for retraining and a new start.

Print is a dying industry these days.

You have to pay to train to be a sex worker these days?

You have to pay to train to be a sex worker these days?

I'm shit hot at hand jobs but all the rest, I'm pretty rusty these days.
I just need a refresher course.

FAD has split and got back with no end of lasses over the years - I've known him for decades. These tales are from all over the shop, timewise!

But what car was he driving during his arse-lava incident? Tell me it wasn't:

Knackered MkIII Escort. I got to see it afterwards. He had to drive it looking out the window like Ace Ventura as the bonnet was all buckled up.

After 28 years I'd be hoping for a decent touch. It would pay for restraining a news tart.

fixed

Repped.

I'd actually totally forgotten about that weed toking episode, @danstuff - Dorothy the Micra! No, he wasn't in that one. He's gone through fucking loads of cars has Dave. Every one of them a pile of shite.

Great stuff as ever sir. Fad coming to Putney gig for book signings?

Makes him a bit cooler that he’s a pill head though. Respect.”

Missing a “ at the start of the sentence ;)