Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

He doesn't even know what an itchy dead shit testicle is? pffft, loser.

So many homeless?

beanssssssssssss

Is it a pie eating competition?

This just popped up in my feed.

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Vaguely related - disturbing cat food ad in my Saturday paper:

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^ Eeeeewwwwww :/

Just, wrong.

I think the whisker lickin' tag line makes it

Woah. How. Client brief (fnar) must have been... interesting.

I've just tried to post it with a request for an explanation on their FB page but I guess it's moderated. Anyone do Twitter/Snapgram and want to post it there?

Unless of course a million people already have and I am unaware. If you do, make sure to quote hashtagwhiskerlickin

Wait, what's the problem here?

Cats always follow people to the loo. Ours does exactly what the cat in picture above is doing to both of us...

I guess the ad is saying people let their cat in when they're taking a shit but not their partner... That's offensive?

I'm doing this thing where one draws attention to an unintended possible reading of text/image or combinations of same, in order to extract innuendo for the purposes of amusement.

You don't close the door? Asking for a friend. Must just be him then. I mean her. Them. They do.

Something to do with pineapples and/or passports.

I once read a restaurant review where it was described as 'like a restaurant for couples who've never used the toilet while their partner is cleaning their teeth'

Might be a guy's legs...

#noteveryoneisas #hairyasme

https://twitter.com/novaramedia/status/9­13364699747688448

I like the answer: "When you broke through the Earths crust ascending from hell."

I bought my cat a bunch of that stuff.

He won't eat it, the little bastard.

The ad above is probably a hint to a feeding technique. Try it.

He's cheating on you. Being 'allowed in' elsewhere?

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No he just doesn't like the smell of it. Eats the regular processed stuff I buy him, but anything proper and he wont touch it.

Sort of Cats That Are Eyeing You Up At The Moment

your cat is the findus crispy pancakes eater of its species.

my dad's old cats would eat any food he bought, but only if they hadn't had the same one in the past few weeks. he literally had to search for random brands to get a wide enough variety otherwise the cats would act like the food in the bowl didn't even exist and harrass him for food, not even leaving them to get hungry enough to eat it worked, yet days before they would have been wolfing it down.