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All that, what a tale.

You have just struck LFGSS gold!

Brass. LFGSS brass.

Someone post a link to the Stu story. Lazy.

Go to post #4184 titled 'it could be worse'
It's a belter, have tissues nearby.

I've recently had to sift through this company's products. Thought it might interest you: https://www.limbsandthings.com/global/

I've ordered a training manequin for jr doctors to practice sticking needles into veins, but they have everything in there. For example:

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Fucking Nora. That’s an angry looking ring piece. What’s the bets someone purchased one of those for nefarious purposes? You wouldn’t want to get caught by the missus banging that thing. You’d be in the spare room for thirty years for such a transgression.

Well, it'd be a very expensive fleshlight. I thought the sales guy looked a bit shifty though, I'd be wary of buying any 'lightly used' items off him.

Nowt that Dettol & a wet wipe won’t shift.

That was a real belter, good to have thee back luci

Cheers mate - looks like i’ve been coaxed into another live gig, by the way. Nothing concrete yet but it’s looking like the Star & Garter at Putney on 11th November. Might be a football crowd but I reckon anything goes. I’ll keep news on here & on Twitter, follow @generallucifer and hopefully we’ll make it happen.

Just caught up on the last two. Nice stuff Luci! Brian is quite chilling though.

will be in brighton for my mum's 60th on 11th. balls.

will have to stick to harassing you with shit puns on twitter instead.

Not your standard Putney fare, that’s for sure.

Just caught up on the latest two while on holiday. Also, reminded me that I did check the charity shop and the Michael Caine picture has gone, I just forgot to update the FB thread, sorry boss. Although, they seem to be stockpiling more "art" so I'll keep my eye out for something befitting.

Post a pick of that Michael Cane pic on here - it was so good! Wanted it so badly. Keep your peepers peeled for any more art gold!

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Brocken? Brken?

It’s simply majestic. The picture, the label, everything.

Saw this today at the office....

Spoooons!

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WTF??? Did you do that??

Nope. Same problem. Not enough spoons for a 500 person office. So the company bought some. No mystery though. :(

Aww, shame!
Buy 5000 more.

The window was cracked. I like to think it was a failed smash and grab for the painting.

Yeah I get that. Just amusing that someone fails to spell 'broken' correctly twice and then gives up and puts the note up anyway.