Football

Never let facts get in the way here

I was thinking he was due a thigh strain or something and so waited on the fpl transfer front until after the CL games. Poor lad comes out and gets injured in a car crash. Wonder what distracted the taxi driver.

This makes no sense. Why would he get a red? He's only ever had 3 in his career. Chelsea already have that many this season.

Have you seen the way he has, twice, tried to end David Luiz’ career? Next time he could well be punished for it. I hope he is. A most unpleasant player of whom the pundits repeatedly say after each vicious assault, “Oh he’s not that kind of player” when palpably he is.

https://youtu.be/Uhik62jbrOk

https://youtu.be/0bLin_GUnk4

The one where he tried to jump to Davis luiz arse studs first was particularly nasty.

Horseplay

I assume that even after that Luiz was still clutching his face though.

If anyone deserves it, it's Sideshow Bob.

Great commitment to winning the ball back there from agureo. Putting his body on the line. Clumsy Luiz endangering other players is sad to see.

Luiz is an absolute cunt. Absolved.

Basic bitches are out in force...

Busy packing boxes so only just got a chance to look at the score, 3-0 and counting. Get in!
Still can't afford to get Kane into the fantasy football team though...
Was worried that wagner would pull something out of the bag to stymie us, eriksen coming back from illness, dele a bit out of sorts, dembele not playing every game.
Starting to build a bit of momentum, and overcoming missing some players, shows we've got a bit of depth..

Huddersfield made one mistake for the first goal and suddenly found themselves 3-0 down. They were playing well up until that point.

Dele has done a ridiculous dive (he could of dug out a shot instead) was rightly booked and sadly Eriksen looked a little off the pace all day. He should of had an assist for Davies goal but instead of passing to him tried to cut out and it hit the defender and deflected to Davies.

It's been a non event for 75 mins really.

Cue a Sissoko goal deflected in. Lucky day in Yorkshire for spurs. Davies with an assist, goal and clean sheet is FPL star man. Trips with 2 assists too.

Day of early goals. Sweet

Steve Cotterill lolololololol

Birmingham seriously giving Derby, Villa and Forest a run for the worst run midlands side.

United looking unstoppable. Chelseas goal record certain to be broken this year.

No chance.

Have Man United come up against a serious test yet?

Agree they look effective and trouncing the league's lesser teams is the way to the title but they'll meet their match in Chelsea, City and Spurs.

Predict one of the Manchester clubs will beat Chelsea's record.

Manchester Derbies will be good this year.

On a slightly related note, is there any footballer out there with worse tattoos than Ederson? I don't think there can be. What the fuck was he thinking?

Shocking tatts. Potentially a decent keeper though.

As if I needed more of an excuse to stop watching Everton

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/4585339/andy-carroll-being-lined-up-by-everton-in-20m-deal-that-would-bring-him-back-to-merseyside/

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2 goals in his first 3 games will see you wanking into a sock shouting 'howay the lads'

How can 'the divine ponytail of Gateshead' not get your cock fizzing!?

Shirt with Carroll's number on, ponytail wig.