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Um, Palace already has a world class manager.

Mata

Mourinho's relationship with Mata at Chelsea is irrelevant considering their current relationship. (CB said Matic and meant Mata, btw).

no I meant Matic, he was brought for small beer then they sold him to benfica, then brought him back.

Yeah, him too. That was a mistake, actually. Rectified, thankfully, at his new home. And Mourinho was at least smart enough not to sell to domestic competitors. £50m for Kyle Walker probably seemed like a good idea at the time...

It's a good idea right now.

Walker's a bit different as he wanted to go, to be close to his family (supposedly) and Man City offered lots of money for him, and we're not going to be attempting to buy him back anytime soon.

Arsenal?

No memories of wearing the shirt in one's youth?

Don't forget Arsenal on Freeview now (HD Only) channel 115 6pm KO or BT Sport Website.

69 dude. Wilshire and Walcott in behind Giroud. Strong bench..

13Ospina
16Holding
4Mertesacker
20Mustafi
61Nelson
69Willock
35Elneny
30Maitland-Niles
14Walcott
10Wilshere
12Giroud

Crisis club Bayern dropping into the Europa to look forward too.

Willy Sagnol has been named interim coach. Apparently Nagelsmann is/was being lined up for the long term.

is nagelsmann, the super young coach at (I want to say, so I will) Hoffenheim?

Yeah, that's the guy. He seems to be regarded quite highly over there.

Klopp to Bayern?

That would be hilarious. But Conte has shorter odds, according to the bookies. That would be hilarious too.

Wonder what the odds are on Wenger?

(We can live in hope).

Ancelotti to Arsenal

I'd go completely Kevin Keegan if that happened.

When Koeman fucks off I hope he takes that useless cunt Ashley Williams with him

Good result for Everton this evening. A vital home point against one of the very best teams in Cyprus. Looks like Koeman has got them playing the way he want them to.

Plus they scored two goals which doesn’t happen too often these days.

Looks like Bayern are going for Sagnol.
Great opportunity for Arsenal to get a proper coach in I reckon.

Koeman?

Aguero out until Christmas.
Shame as City were looking like the best team there has ever been.

Real pity. I was looking forward to seeing him get a red tomorrow.

He's probably blaming thr lamppost

Crisis club Bayern dropping into the Europa to look forward too.

...and Arsenal drawing them in the first knockout stage.

This makes no sense. Why would he get a red? He's only ever had 3 in his career. Chelsea already have that many this season.