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As well as business ventures, I have been working on compiling a list of my favorite books. Please allow me to share these with you...

'a beginners guide to stalking and privacy litigation' by Harris Mant-Suite

' how to counteract the effects of poison ' by Ann T. Dote

' the complete history of shabby appearance' by Fred Bare

' the complete guide to the finest Chinese pottery ' by A Ming

' how to crash land a plane' by the American literary pair Landon Waters, Orlando Fields

' how to find Scottish Valleys' by Glenn Close

' bedroom furniture through the ages ' by Chester Draws

' rivetting books, an historical guide' by Paige Turner

' the complete history of German hairstyles by Herr Kutz

' the complete guide to frugal living' by Penny Pincher

' the ideal coastline' by Sandy Beech

' French heraldry, a complete guide' by Fleur D. Lee

' British public houses, a complete guide' by Rose N. Crown

' Welsh bedtime stories, a complete guide' by Nye T. Knight

' luxury sea travel, a complete guide, by O.C. N. Liner

' the complete guide to mafia influence in Essex' by Basil Don

' fashionable suiting after queen victoria' by Edward Ian Taylor

' the a-z of west midlands vehicle depositories' by Dudley Carr- Parks

' how to quit your job' by Wes Ignation

' how to obtain a regular income' by Sally Reed- Staffe

' the art of not appearing too desperate in job interviews by ' Annie Jobbs- Donne

' the tempting employment offer ' by Carmen Joy Nuss

' keeping abreast of how to avoid unrewarding employment' by Ivor Jack Tittin

' the complete history of Welsh farewell speeches' by Ifan Q Lotte

' have you been told untruths in an interview?' by Eli Toomey

' on the hunt for a new job' by Sienna Finn- Goode

' famous Irish bounce backs' by Rick O'Shea

' the complete historical guide to misfortune ' by Terry Bull - Lucke

I will sign off with my all time favorite book of all time ' the complete guide to tinned fish' by Ann Chovey