Just experienced my first commute altercation in 14 years of London cycling, as I stopped at a crossing to let a pedestrian cross (ballsy move):
Bus pulls up alongside me, door open, and the driver begins gesturing and shouting, then he gets out.
Bus driver: "What are you f*cking doing?"
Me: “Letting the pedestrian cross”
Bus driver: “You f*cking idiot, what’s your problem?”
Me: “I’ve stopped to let the…”
Bus driver: “Do you know the f*cking highway code? Do you?!”
Me: “That man was crossing”
Bus driver: “It’s two crossings, you don’t stop til he’s on the second part”
Bus driver (to pedestrian): “This cyclist is a tw*t isn’t he?”
Pedestrian: “I don’t know, you seem…”
Bus driver (to me): “You f*cking idiot, I’ll stick a pin in your brake”
Bus driver gets back in bus and we both continue our journeys.
Got out of the bus to tell you this? Definitely the opening stages of a breakdown, by now he'll be wandering around in camo, spent rocket launcher by his side, smouldering construction site behind him...
Just experienced my first commute altercation in 14 years of London cycling, as I stopped at a crossing to let a pedestrian cross (ballsy move):
Bus pulls up alongside me, door open, and the driver begins gesturing and shouting, then he gets out.
Bus driver: "What are you f*cking doing?"
Me: “Letting the pedestrian cross”
Bus driver: “You f*cking idiot, what’s your problem?”
Me: “I’ve stopped to let the…”
Bus driver: “Do you know the f*cking highway code? Do you?!”
Me: “That man was crossing”
Bus driver: “It’s two crossings, you don’t stop til he’s on the second part”
Bus driver (to pedestrian): “This cyclist is a tw*t isn’t he?”
Pedestrian: “I don’t know, you seem…”
Bus driver (to me): “You f*cking idiot, I’ll stick a pin in your brake”
Bus driver gets back in bus and we both continue our journeys.