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cream in a can?

See also: https://www.lfgss.com/comments/7310345/

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We need another pie / crumble bake off.

As the reigning champion of the last one I do believe I get to set the terms of competition.

also - pumpkin pie can get fuckerood.
septic muck.

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pumpkin pie can get fuckerood

Imma rat you out to etsa - you'll never make it to Trumpistan again.

what's erryone doing for thnaksgiving now that t-mex has gone full alf grundy?

Unacceptable unless you're in a bad 80s tits and arse student film recreation.

And?

#taketheknee

No idea. Could throw summat together.

Well, gf won pie and you won crumble so I would suggest you fight with her over the rules... but since she's no on here and I am, you've got me to deal with :)

But since I'm lazy and just want to eat apple stuff, I'm sure your rules will be fine...

APPLE FUCKING PIE!

(not: fucking apple pie)

The real issue of contention - custard, ice cream or cream with that crumble?

Custard is the spunk of satan. Cream if you must, ice cream is just fucking pointless, too cold to eat with hot apple dessert and basically turns into custard if you leave it to warm up.

And @hippy; turnovers, slices, etc. are snacks, not desserts. Nowt wrong with them, they just belong on a different list.

too cold to eat

Should have looked after your teeth then shouldn't you.

Custard is the spunk of satan. Cream if you must, ice cream is just fucking pointless

Ice cream is literally frozen custard. At least you're consistent. Wrong. But consistent.

Pie > Crumble > Apple Slice > Apple Turnover > Everything else > Strudel

Blatant strudelism. Nothing wrong with a good strudel.

I've had two in the last week. They're lovely (as are all apple desserts) but I struggle to think of an apple dessert that I wouldn't choose above them.

Except for the raisins. Baked raisins are wrong.

Snack vs. Dessert is merely an issue of size/quantity.

Have you tried the apple strudel in Parkers, (bakers on a corner, north South Ealing/south Northfields)?
Pretty good and very filling.

Even soaked in rum?

You and I shall rule the apple world...

Parkers

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