• Ffs. Normally on a Friday, after my glass of rosé with sushi for lunch, I go back to my IT job and browse the forum in between games of pool just hoping for it to kick off on here so I can act all internet hard man, but I go on holiday this week and it all fucking goes down while I’m busy updating my Instagram stories in a vague effort to convince my internet friends that my life is better than their lives, instead of browsing the forum. I’m much better at acting the tough guy than I am at convincing people on social media so I clearly chose poorly.

    Fuck you all.

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