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OX Cam appreciation society. Does sound more like a gooner than a red but still, reminds me of a dider zakora performance once. Love the single boot change, yes alex that clearly was the problem. Jurgens face..

£40m for this 😂 pic.twitter.com/F4Gd4WH1Ht

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) September 20, 2017

We dodged a bullet, alright...

You certainly did. What a load of wank. Why not spend 40million on a defender Klopp?

So am I right in thinking that in the 3 appearances he's made he's been in teams that have conceded 11 and scored fuck all?!

Fuck me, that's worse than us!!

I’m assuming that the only reason Chelsea showed interest in him was because of the homegrown rule in the CL?

Our CL squad looks somewhat light.
http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2018/clubs/club=52914/squad/index.html

Looking forward to Chelsea teaching us a footballing lesson tonight.

Well at least we didn't embarrass ourselves.

Nottingham Forest looked decent. It was a bit of a disappointing performance by Chelsea but some good passages of play even if we kept giving the ball away.Bit shoddy defensively but it appeared that most players were desperate to avoid injuries and cards.

Could not understand how, after six substitutions and, at that stage two goals, only one minute was added in the second half. Probably just as well as if the ref had added five minutes, we might have had extra time and penalties.

Forest had the same number of shots as Chelsea - 16.

Not many teams come to Stamford Bridge and have 16 shots.

How did Kieran Dowell play? (20 for forest, I think)

I wasn't focusing on the Forest players individually. Didn't even notice how Mancienne played. Going foreward they looked a threat. Bit disorganised in defence.

Surprised to see they only had 33% possession. Seemed more than that.

Ah, ok. He's on loan from Everton and was great in pre season for us.

'Forest'

New ground for me at the weekend. The mighty Crawley Town (managed by Harry Kewell no less!). I was in the away stand to see the mighty Jorge Grant smash in a Jonathon Forte cross. Not the best game but good fun. #properfootball

No half-time beer, but you can share a bit of bants with the old-timers

No way! Get out the way Dicko, you're blocking the view.

Shame about the no beer rule. Also shame it has to be in Crawley (in fairness to Crawley I don't imagine the walk from the train station to the stadium show the nicest bits). Quite liked the ground.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZUdTZ8hfXW/

Literally dickhead :)

It's batman dickhead

Another bet against Liverpool keeping a clean sheet this weekend :) It's a license to print money, a bit like bitcoin

this week
liverpool ladies beat everton 2-0 move top
liverpool u 18's beat everton 3-1 move 2nd behind citeh
liverpool u23's beat tottenham 4-2 100% record in their 1st 5 games, top of the league

come on you red fucks lets finish the week with a win for the 1st team, no offence markyboy

There's no chance of getting a result today.

That's the spirit...

If Coutinho plays and lasts more than 45 minutes, you've got every chance. Our central midfield is totally makeshift - Adrien missed by 14 seconds, Drinkwater gone to Chelsea, James out for 4-6 weeks - so he'll stroll through us.

That said, if Vardy's groin strain is sorted your defence should be shitting themselves - he loves playing against them - 5 goals in his last 3 games.

How are you enjoying the London Stadium @cornelius_blackfoot ?