Let's talk numbers - How many bikes do you have?

Double gatefolds are easiest on the gooch, apparently.

lol, I guess @kobe and @Wadi2 are strong contenders...

We want more lists.

Lapierre carbon disc tubeless carbon disc etc: nice road bike, does the most miles at the moment
Cannondale Six13: backup nice road bike
Moser Leader AX: bombing around town in the middle of the night like a maniac.
Columbus Spirit framed fixed gear bike for also bombing around town late at night.

The above have all been my number one bike at various points although I'll point out in earshot of my bikes that I love all of them equally (but differently) and they have all brought me a lot of joy, including the ones down here...........(not so much the beater if I'm honest)
I also have
Paletti 80's style road, poncing around town on a sunday, also bike trainer duties
Scott hardtail MTB (used to use it a lot more than I do these days)
Norco 250 jump bike, not used these days, waiting for my daughter to grow big enough for it
Mercier french gaspipe beater for town missions where I have to lock a bike up somewhere.
Seems about average for the thread.

I'm sure that's true. If only I knew what you're trying to say.

In order or tyre size, smallest to largest;

MASH Bolt - Daily commuter, fixed road
Shand Stooshie - Nice road bike
Soma Wolverine - Winter bike, bikepacking, mild off-road
Surly Ogre - Offroad tournig, bikepacking

My Missus also had a pretty rad Dancelli bike with pink Ourys and I'm slowly building an 853 Condor that'll be a neoretro tart build... so I guess 6 in the house!

01 Haro Freestyler BMX 1984
02 Cannondale CAAD3 R500 – Road bike
03 Cannondale CAAD4 Aero track – TT / Track bike
04 Cannondale CAAD3 R500 – single speed ( work in progress )
05 NS Suburban 26” - Jump bike
06 Rock Lobster Team TIG SL – MTB
07 Voodoo Wanga – Single speed off roader
08 Viking Severn Valley – Pub bike fixed
09 Gazelle Champion Mondial Track / Team Vredestein Campagnolo – Track
10 Gazelle Champion Mondial AA Special – Fixed
11 Gazelle Champion Mondial AA Special 100th Anniversary – Road ( work in progress )
12 Gazelle Champion Mondial AA Super Lo pro – Fixed Lo Pro
13 Gazelle Champion Mondial 731OS RVS – Road ( work in progress )
14 Gazelle Champion Mondial 653 RVS – Road ( work in progress )
15 Gazelle Champion Mondial Criterium – Fixed ( work in progress )
16 Kestrel 200SCI – Road
17 Gary Fisher Cronus – MTB
18 Allin Stan Butler Special – Fixed commuter / beater

I've had a bit of consolidation recently so I've now got a lot less

GT Grade
Cervelo R2
Planet Flex shit box race bike
Kinesis 4s disc (although it's off to its new owner shortly)
Mondraker Vantage
Marin Pine Mountain
Singular fixed
Concorde something-or-other
Ribble Deca frame built up with campag
Cube GTC (needing wheels)
Airborne Carpe Diem 650b conversion
Mondraker Summon
Onza Limey trials bike

Quite a few, all shit!

Colnago Super, Super Record Saronni Red
Colnago Nuovo Mexico, Super Record
Colnago Master Pista, C-Record
Colnago master, Mapei gb, Dura Ace 74**
Colnago Master 1st gen, C-Record
Colnago C40 Mapei, Dura Ace 7700
Colnago C40 HP B-Stay, 2002 Campag Record
Alan carbonio c-record
Colnago master Krono., C-Record 1st Gen
Colnago Dream Geo, Chorus
Pinarello Dogma 2 Ex-Team Sky, DI2 Dura-Ace
Orbea 2003 Team Euskaltel
Colnago Master Campag Record ’95.
Cinelli Vigorelli
Colnago super, Nuovo Record, 1977
Colnago Master Rabobank, c record
Colnago super , 1981 Super Record
Colnago super sprint, Campag victory
Alan super record, Campag Nuovo Record Rally
Alan record carbonio, dura ace 7402
Trek 120 OCLV USPS, Dura Ace 7700
Cannondale CAAD 6 Team Saeco, Dura Ace 7700
Colnago Elegant, Dura Ace 7700
Kuoto kebel SRAM Red
Specialized Allez sport.
Specialized Tarmac Expert (Damaged, used on the turbo)
Scott Addict R3, SRAM Red
Scott spark Pro MTB, SRAM XX1
Bianchi 1885, Dura Ace 7800
Colnago Master Olympic, Dura Ace 7900

Thanks mate! Most ‘normal people’ call it madness but I feel rather at home here amongst the other bike asylum inhabitants.

I've often encountered the "Why do you need so many bikes?" (especially when I used to have many more than the handful I listed earlier in the thread) question in the past. The standard response I would use is "Why do you need so many watches/knives/pipes/handbags/laptops/cameras/enamelled figurines/antique horse brasses/etc?"

My list is fairly modest as well. Currently I ride my winter/beater/commuter Kuwahara Hi-Pacer converted into drop bars.
Also have a touring machine, Koga Miyata WorldTraveller '86, I've done quiet a few self supported trips riding that bike and I love the fit.
De Rosa on Campy is my vintage beauty I ride occasionally and otherwise leave hanging in my living room.
The last one is Grandis Overmax I'm working on, hopefully group set is gonna be on its way next week thanks to @Poetic!

My girlfriend has two bikes, road Fuchs build with Columbus EL (really nice frame), and touring Koga-Miyata she rode with me on all the tours ;)

Just imagine this was a ‘How many bikes HAVE you had’ thread. Your fetish would be seriously exposed! What is it, 300+?

That works for me. Best line of defence is definitely attack and it seems everyone is vulnerable. Even my seven year old son has an enviable collection of lightsabers.

I'd settle for one at the moment.

I don't get the second paragraph?
They seem really limited in large sizes, I'm 6'3" :-(

Well keep Morse in your thoughts should you see anything XL

3
CAAD4 Stars and Stripes Saeco
Genesis Equilibrium disc
Caygill Carbon Audax (for sale)

Soon to have the addition of a CAAD12 disc

Woodrup for Spring/Summer
CAAD5 for Autumn/Winter

Only 7 at the moment.

1. Trek Crockett Disc Di2 gravel grinder/cx/commuter
   
2. Trek 920 Disc touring bike/commuter
   
3. Salsa Vaya commuter/touring bike
   
4. Salsa Mamasita 29er
   
5. Lemond Zürich road bike
   
6. Signature custom titanium road bike
   
7. Old hybrid beater bike of unknown origin
   
   

I would like to sell the titanium bike and maybe build an off-road touring bike with 27,5+ tyres, but we'll see.

Six
Gazelle AB Mondial - Summer joyfulness
Gazelle AA Professional - even more summer joyfulness
Raleigh Clubman - with guards. I don't like to get it too mucky
Raleigh 4130 - with guards - A real winter hack -possible sellz
Surly steamroller - ex commute now do everything bike
Geoffrey Butler - columbus tubed summer joy fixie.

A new project beckons - 1985 Bob Jackson 531 I really only like/ride
retro stuff. I've had some posh aluminium frames too but never enjoyed riding them. My bikes keep me sane - there are always small jobs to do on them. so I take my time and maintain them as best as able.
If you were a golfer you'd be buying clubs/membership etc. If a photographer you'd be purchasing cameras/lenses.
It is just a pleasant hobby which hasthe added bonus of keeping you fit.

1. 1989 Olmo Sintex 50th Anniversary
   
2. 198? Somec Air
   
3. Fuji Track
   
4. Monarch Swedish Post bike with big ass front rack
   
5. TrioBike Boxster cargo bike
   

Just caught up with this.

They used to be (mainly) in my shed, then we moved and I spilt them between another shed, an old rented garage and a very dodgy storage unit in Charlton.

I have recently managed to get them all in a unit in Brockley which is awaiting development - when I have some time I will get a pic of them all together.

Longer term, Mrs Jangle & I have taken a lease on what is basically a builders yard in Charlton. I hope to set up a containerised workshop / store there.

I realise my collection has got way out of control, but since it's probably not depreciating, I'm happy to keep it together for now.

Rychtarski winter road Columbus Spirit/MAX
Surly Troll super touring bike
100 kg gaspipe Kronan cargo commuter

Partsbox frames :(
Kona Explosif MAX OR
Hong fu FM 296 plastic roadie
Gitane alu rat track
Verenti SS650b mtb

Many.