• Old fart driving behind me on CS7 at Clapham Common (where the left lane traffic turns to go across the Common), beeps me as I filter across to right lane to avoid left-turning traffic. Catch up with him at lights and ask him what's up; he says if I don't ride in the bus lane (there wasn't where I started filtering), that "one day I'll die" (which is obvious tbf). I tell him I hope it's not at his hands, and certainly not with his grand-daughter in the back like she was. Told him to read the Highway Code, not impressed. /csb

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