Bike hangers, bike parking for residents, councils, ....how bored am I right now?

I've still not heard of a single instance of people breaking into one of them.

Here's your first, not sure if there are more. I've been on the waiting list for an empty one near my house for a few weeks so was checking whether that's common on Twitter, the complainer's paradise. Looks like they're not as secure as made out.

Having said that, they certainly offer more protection than a cycle hoop on a busy junction in a crime hotspot.